Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Comparing information and knowledge is \ | like asking whether the fatness of a | | pig is more or less green than the | | designated hitter rule." | | | \ -- David Guaspari / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;