Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Advertising may be described as the \ | science of arresting the human | | intelligence long enough to get money | \ from it. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;