Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Science is built up of facts, as a \ | house is with stones. But a collection | | of facts is no more a science than a | | heap of stones is a house. | | | \ -- Jules Henri Poincar'e / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;