Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Celebrity Schadenfreude: \ | | | Lurid thrills derived from talking | | about celebrity deaths. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;