Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A good question is never answered. It \ | is not a bolt to be tightened into | | place but a seed to be planted and to | | bear more seed toward the hope of | | greening the landscape of idea. | | | \ -- John Ciardi / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;