Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / ...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any \ | medium except smoke signals. | | | | -- Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris | \ Cancer Center / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;