Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / /* \ | | | * Please skip to the bottom of this | | file if you ate lunch recently | | | | * -- Alan | | | | */ | | | \ -- from Linux kernel pre-2.1.91-1 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;