Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Seems that a pollster was taking a \ | worldwide opinion poll. Her question | | was, "Excuse me; what's your opinion on | | the meat shortage?" | | | | In Texas, the answer was "What's a | | shortage?" In Poland, the answer was | | "What's meat?" In the Soviet Union, the | | answer was "What's an opinion?" In New | | York City, the answer was "What's | \ excuse me?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;