Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Kington's Law of Perforation: \ | | | If a straight line of holes is made in | | a piece of paper, such | | | | as a sheet of stamps or a check, that | | line becomes the strongest | | | \ part of the paper. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;