Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "For three days after death hair and \ | fingernails continue to grow but phone | | calls taper off." | | | \ -- Johnny Carson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;