Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is wrong always, everywhere and for \ | everyone to believe anything upon | | insufficient evidence. | | | | -- W. K. Clifford, British philosopher, | \ circa 1876 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;