Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Judges, as a class, display, in the \ | matter of arranging alimony, that | | reckless generosity which is found only | | in men who are giving away someone | | else's cash. | | | | -- P. G. Wodehouse, "Louder and | \ Funnier" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;