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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The distinction between Jewish and      \
| goyish can be quite subtle, as the      |
| following quote from Lenny Bruce        |
| illustrates:                            |
|                                         |
| "I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray  |
| Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's       |
| goyish. The B'nai Brith is goyish. The  |
| Hadassah is Jewish. Marine Corps --     |
| heavy goyish, dangerous.                |
|                                         |
| "Kool-Aid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes  |
| are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish and, |
| as you know, white bread is very        |
| goyish. Instant potatoes -- goyish.     |
| Black cherry soda's very Jewish.        |
| Macaroons are ____very Jewish.              |
| Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is   |
| goyish. Lime soda is ____very               |
| goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish     |
| that Jews won't go near them ..."       |
|                                         |
| -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to |
\ Yiddish"                                /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;