Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The distinction between Jewish and \ | goyish can be quite subtle, as the | | following quote from Lenny Bruce | | illustrates: | | | | "I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray | | Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's | | goyish. The B'nai Brith is goyish. The | | Hadassah is Jewish. Marine Corps -- | | heavy goyish, dangerous. | | | | "Kool-Aid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes | | are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish and, | | as you know, white bread is very | | goyish. Instant potatoes -- goyish. | | Black cherry soda's very Jewish. | | Macaroons are ____very Jewish. | | Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is | | goyish. Lime soda is ____very | | goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish | | that Jews won't go near them ..." | | | | -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to | \ Yiddish" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;