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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Once there was a marine biologist who  \
| loved dolphins. He spent his time       |
| trying to feed and protect his beloved  |
| creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit |
| of inventive genius, he came up with a  |
| serum that would make dolphins live     |
| forever!                                |
|                                         |
| Of course he was ecstatic. But he soon  |
| realized that in order to mass produce  |
| this serum he would need large amounts  |
| of a certain compound that was only     |
| found in nature in the metabolism of a  |
| rare South American bird. Carried away  |
| by his love for dolphins, he resolved   |
| that he would go to the zoo and steal   |
| one of these birds.                     |
|                                         |
| Unbeknownst to him, as he was arriving  |
| at the zoo an elderly lion was escaping |
| from its cage. The zookeepers were      |
| alarmed and immediately began combing   |
| the zoo for the escaped animal, unaware |
| that it had simply lain down on the     |
| sidewalk and had gone to sleep.         |
|                                         |
| Meanwhile, the marine biologist arrived |
| at the zoo and procured his bird. He    |
| was so excited by the prospect of       |
| helping his dolphins that he stepped    |
| absentmindedly stepped over the         |
| sleeping lion on his way back to his    |
| car. Immediately, 1500 policemen        |
| converged on him and arrested him for   |
| transporting a myna across a staid lion |
\ for immortal porpoises.                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;