Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once there was a marine biologist who \ | loved dolphins. He spent his time | | trying to feed and protect his beloved | | creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit | | of inventive genius, he came up with a | | serum that would make dolphins live | | forever! | | | | Of course he was ecstatic. But he soon | | realized that in order to mass produce | | this serum he would need large amounts | | of a certain compound that was only | | found in nature in the metabolism of a | | rare South American bird. Carried away | | by his love for dolphins, he resolved | | that he would go to the zoo and steal | | one of these birds. | | | | Unbeknownst to him, as he was arriving | | at the zoo an elderly lion was escaping | | from its cage. The zookeepers were | | alarmed and immediately began combing | | the zoo for the escaped animal, unaware | | that it had simply lain down on the | | sidewalk and had gone to sleep. | | | | Meanwhile, the marine biologist arrived | | at the zoo and procured his bird. He | | was so excited by the prospect of | | helping his dolphins that he stepped | | absentmindedly stepped over the | | sleeping lion on his way back to his | | car. Immediately, 1500 policemen | | converged on him and arrested him for | | transporting a myna across a staid lion | \ for immortal porpoises. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;