Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I have discovered the art of deceiving \ | diplomats. I tell them the truth and | | they never believe me. | | | \ -- Camillo Di Cavour / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;