Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Reporter, n.: \ | | | A writer who guesses his way to the | | truth and dispels it with a | | | | tempest of words. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;