Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As with most fine things, chocolate has \ | its season. There is a simple memory | | aid that you can use to determine | | whether it is the correct time to order | | chocolate dishes: any month whose name | | contains the letter A, E, or U is the | | proper time for chocolate. | | | | -- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The | \ Consuming Passion" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;