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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Hacker's Guide To Cooking: 2 pkg. cream \
| cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver |
| wrappings that doesn't                  |
|                                         |
| really come from Philadelphia after     |
| all; anyway, about 16 oz.) 1 tsp.       |
| vanilla extract (which is more alcohol  |
| than vanilla and pretty                 |
|                                         |
| strong so this part you *GOTTA*         |
| measure) 1/4 cup sugar (but honey works |
| fine too) 8 oz. Cool Whip (the fluffy   |
| stuff devoid of nutritional value that  |
| you                                     |
|                                         |
| can squirt all over your friends and    |
| lick off...) "Blend all together until  |
| creamy with no lumps." This is where    |
| you get to                              |
|                                         |
| join(1) all the raw data in a big       |
| buffer and then filter it through       |
|                                         |
| merge(1m) with the -thick option, I     |
| mean, it starts out ultra lumpy         |
|                                         |
| and icky looking and you have to work   |
| hard to mix it. Try an electric         |
|                                         |
| beater if you have a cat(1) that can    |
| climb wall(1s) to lick it off           |
|                                         |
| the ceiling(3m). "Pour into a graham    |
| cracker crust..." Aha, the BUGS section |
| at last. You                            |
|                                         |
| just happened to have a GCC sitting     |
| around under /etc/food, right?          |
|                                         |
| If not, don't panic(8), merely crumble  |
| a rand(3m) handful of innocent          |
|                                         |
| GCs into a suitable tempfile and mix in |
| some melted butter. "...and refrigerate |
| for an hour." Leave the recipe's stdout |
| in a fridge                             |
|                                         |
| for 3.6E6 milliseconds while you work   |
| on cleaning up stderr, and              |
|                                         |
| by time out your cheesecake will be     |
\ ready for stdin.                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;