Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Linux ext2fs has been stable for a long \ | time, now it's time to break it | | | \ -- Linuxkongre '95 in Berlin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;