Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The perfect man is the true partner. \ | Not a bed partner nor a fun partner, | | but a man who will shoulder burdens | | equally with [you] and possess that | | quality of joy. | | | \ -- Erica Jong / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;