Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: \ | | | People are always available for work in | \ the past tense. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;