Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Can you imagine how life could be \ | improved if we could do away with | | jealousy, greed, hate ..." | | | | "It can also be improved by eliminating | | love, tenderness, sentiment -- the | | other side of the coin" | | | | -- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are | | Little Girls Made Of?", | | | \ stardate 2712.4 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;