Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When my freshman roommate at Cornell \ | found out I was Jewish, she was, at her | | request, moved to a different room. She | | told me she didn't think she had ever | | seen a Jew before. My only response was | | to begin wearing a small Star of David | | on a chain around my neck. I had not | | become a more observing Jew; rather, | | discovering that the label of Jew was | | offensive to others made me want to let | | people know who I was and what I | | believed in. Similarly, after talking | | to these young women -- one of whom | | told me that she didn't think she had | | ever met a feminist -- I've taken to | | identifying myself as a feminist in the | | most unlikely of situations. | | | | -- Susan Bolotin, "Voices From the | \ Post-Feminist Generation" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;