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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ When my freshman roommate at Cornell    \
| found out I was Jewish, she was, at her |
| request, moved to a different room. She |
| told me she didn't think she had ever   |
| seen a Jew before. My only response was |
| to begin wearing a small Star of David  |
| on a chain around my neck. I had not    |
| become a more observing Jew; rather,    |
| discovering that the label of Jew was   |
| offensive to others made me want to let |
| people know who I was and what I        |
| believed in. Similarly, after talking   |
| to these young women -- one of whom     |
| told me that she didn't think she had   |
| ever met a feminist -- I've taken to    |
| identifying myself as a feminist in the |
| most unlikely of situations.            |
|                                         |
| -- Susan Bolotin, "Voices From the      |
\ Post-Feminist Generation"               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;