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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  In the beginning there was only one    \
| kind of Mathematician, created by the   |
| Great Mathamatical Spirit form the      |
| Book: the Topologist. And they grew to  |
| large numbers and prospered.            |
|                                         |
| One day they looked up in the heavens   |
| and desired to reach up as far as the   |
| eye could see. So they set out in       |
| building a Mathematical edifice that    |
| was to reach up as far as "up" went.    |
| Further and further up they went ...    |
| until one night the edifice collapsed   |
| under the weight of paradox.            |
|                                         |
| The following morning saw only rubble   |
| where there once was a huge structure   |
| reaching to the heavens. One by one,    |
| the Mathematicians climbed out from     |
| under the rubble. It was a miracle that |
| nobody was killed; but when they began  |
| to speak to one another, SUPRISE of all |
| suprises! they could not understand     |
| each other. They all spoke different    |
| languages. They all fought amongst      |
| themselves and each went about their    |
| own way. To this day the Topologists    |
| remain the original Mathematicians.     |
|                                         |
\ -- The Story of Babel                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;