Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / i'm living so far beyond my income that \ | we may almost be said to be living | | apart. | | | \ -- e. e. cummings / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;