Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Sho' they got to have it against the \ | law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they | | wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the | | chickens. Hee-hee. | | | \ -- Terry Southern / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;