Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / There's nothing in the middle of the \ | road but yellow stripes and dead | | armadillos. | | | | -- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural | \ Commissioner / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;