Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Decemba, n: The 12th month of the year. \ | erra, n: A mistake. faa, n: To, from, | | or at considerable distance. Linder, n: | | A female name. memba, n: To recall to | | the mind; think of again. New Hampsha, | | n: A state in the northeast United | | States. New Yaak, n: Another state in | | the northeast United States. Novemba, | | n: The 11th month of the year. Octoba, | | n: The 10th month of the year. ova, n: | | Location above or across a specified | | position. What the | | | | season is when the Knicks quit playing. | | | \ -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;