Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / Patageometry, n.: \ | | | The study of those mathematical | | properties that are invariant | | | \ under brain transplants. / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;