Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN \ | FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL | | INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks | | will DWINDLE to a rate of 2 SHOPPING | \ SPREES per EGGPLANT!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;