Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will \ \ lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;