Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "I'd love to go out with you, but I \ | want to spend more time with my | \ blender." / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;