Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The story of the butterfly: \ | | | "I was in Bogota and waiting for a lady | | friend. I was in love, a long time ago. | | I waited three days. I was hungry but | | could not go out for food, lest she | | come and I not be there to greet her. | | Then, on the third day, I heard a | | knock." | | | | "I hurried along the old passage and | | there, in the sunlight, there was | | nothing." | | | | "Just," Vance Joy said, "a butterfly, | | flying away." | | | \ -- Peter Carey, BLISS / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;