Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Advertising is a valuable economic \ | factor because it is the cheapest way | | of selling goods, particularly if the | | goods are worthless. | | | \ -- Sinclair Lewis / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;