Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sometimes when I get up in the morning, \ | I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've | | just got to bite a cat! I feel like if | | I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll | | go crazy! But then I just take a deep | | breath and forget about it. That's what | | is known as real maturity. | | | \ -- Snoopy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;