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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \
| yourself unsure as to what to say in    |
| those awkward situations? Worry no      |
| more...                                 |
|                                         |
| Do as I say, not as I do.               |
|                                         |
| Do me a favour and don't tell me about  |
| it. I don't want to know.               |
|                                         |
| What did you do *this* time?            |
|                                         |
| If it didn't taste bad, it wouldn't be  |
| good for you.                           |
|                                         |
| When I was your age...                  |
|                                         |
| I won't love you if you keep doing      |
| that.                                   |
|                                         |
| Think of all the starving children in   |
| India.                                  |
|                                         |
| If there's one thing I hate, it's a     |
| liar.                                   |
|                                         |
| I'm going to kill you.                  |
|                                         |
| Way to go, clumsy.                      |
|                                         |
\ If you don't like it, you can lump it.  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;