Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \ | yourself unsure as to what to say in | | those awkward situations? Worry no | | more... | | | | Do as I say, not as I do. | | | | Do me a favour and don't tell me about | | it. I don't want to know. | | | | What did you do *this* time? | | | | If it didn't taste bad, it wouldn't be | | good for you. | | | | When I was your age... | | | | I won't love you if you keep doing | | that. | | | | Think of all the starving children in | | India. | | | | If there's one thing I hate, it's a | | liar. | | | | I'm going to kill you. | | | | Way to go, clumsy. | | | \ If you don't like it, you can lump it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;