Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A doctor was stranded with a lawyer in \ | a leaky life raft in shark-infested | | waters. The doctor tried to swim ashore | | but was eaten by the sharks. The | | lawyer, however, swam safely past the | | bloodthirsty sharks. "Professional | \ courtesy," he explained. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;