Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I *know* it's weird, but strict vars \ | already comes very, very close to | | partitioning the crowd into those who | | can deal with local lexicals and those | | who can't. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;