Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The two party system ... is a triumph \ | of the dialectic. It showed that two | | could be one and one could be two and | | had probably been fabricated by Hegel | | for the American market on a | | subcontract from General Dynamics. | | | \ -- I. F. Stone / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;