Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "Don't fear the pen. When in doubt, \ | draw a pretty picture." | | | \ -- Baker's Third Law of Design. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;