Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /What's this message on my \ | screen, so blue, so blue, | | what could it mean? Could | | you, would you press Delete, | | Ctrl and Alt and then | \ repeat. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;