Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In case it's not obvious, any solution \ | to this problem that introduces a | | dependency on Java is profoundly | | uninteresting to me. In fact, my | | indifference to that could only be | | described as "sexual" in intensity. | | | \ -- Jamie Zawinski / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;