Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Decorate your home. It gives the \ | illusion that your life is more | | interesting than it really is. | | | \ -- C. Schulz / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;