Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Peace, n.: \ | | | In international affairs, a period of | | cheating between two | | | | periods of fighting. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;