Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the \ | law to open a soda bottle without the | \ supervision of a licensed engineer. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;