Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You should never wear your best \ | trousers when you go out to fight for | | freedom and liberty. | | | \ -- Henrik Ibsen / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;