Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Children are unpredictable. You never \ | know what inconsistency they're going | | to catch you in next. | | | \ -- Franklin P. Jones / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;