Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my \ | pal. He's the brains of the outfit. | | General: What does that make YOU? | | Bullwinkle: What else? An executive. | | | \ -- Jay Ward / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;