Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Five names that I can hardly stand to \ | hear, Including yours and mine and one | | more chimp who isn't here, I can see | | the ladies talking how the times is | | gettin' hard, And that fearsome | | excavation on Magnolia boulevard, Yes, | | I'm goin' insane, And I'm laughing at | | the frozen rain, Well, I'm so alone, | | honey when they gonna send me home? | | | | Bad sneakers and a pina colada my | | friend, | | | | Stopping on the avenue by Radio City, | | with a | | | | Transistor and a large sum of money to | | spend... You fellah, you tearin' up the | | street, You wear that white tuxedo, how | | you gonna beat the heat, Do you take me | | for a fool, do you think that I don't | | see, That ditch out in the Valley that | | they're diggin' just for me, Yes, and | | goin' insane, You know I'm laughin' at | | the frozen rain, Feel like I'm so | | alone, honey when they gonna send me | | home? (chorus) | | | \ -- Bad Sneakers, "Steely Dan" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;