Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I come from a small town whose \ | population never changed. Each time a | | woman got pregnant, someone left town. | | | \ -- Michael Prichard / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;